The Great Debate: Pubes or Shaved?

Everyone has an opinion. Some guys LOVE a forest to get lost in; others want nothing but smooth, bare skin as far as the eye can see. And honestly? There’s no wrong answer. It’s all about what makes you feel sexy. But, because this is the Andrew Christian blog, you know we’re going to explore this topic with sass, style, and maybe a little too much honesty. Let’s break down the pros, cons, and preferences of Team Pubes and Team Shaved. Buckle up, buttercups, we’re going down there. 👀

Team Pubes: Nature Knows Best

There’s something timeless, rugged, and oh-so-alluring about a man who lets his garden grow. Pubes are natural, baby, and some of us just LOVE that earthy, untouched vibe. A little fur can make things feel primal, raw, and, let’s be real, absolutely delicious. 🍑

Plus, a well-kept bush has character. It’s not trying too hard. It’s confident. It’s like saying, “I’m sexy without having to manscape for an hour.” And there’s just something HOT about a man who embraces his natural self. For those of you who like to run your hands (or faces, let’s be honest) through it, pubes can add an extra level of texture to your experience. 👀

But if you’re on Team Pubes, a PSA: keep it trimmed and tidy! There’s a fine line between looking like a sexy lumberjack and a straight-up wilderness survivalist. A little grooming goes a long way, sweetie.

Team Shaved: Smooth as Silk, Honey

Now let’s give a shout-out to my boys who like to keep things smoother than a Cher album. If you’re on Team Shaved, you know the allure of that bare, silky skin. There’s something sleek and sexy about a freshly shaved situation. It says, “I care. I’m ready. And I am aerodynamic.” 

For some, the feel of smooth skin against smooth skin is just chef’s kiss. And let’s be real, a shaved look makes everything look a little… taller. 👀 Yeah, I said it. Plus, some guys love that youthful, clean look. It can make you feel fresh, confident, and, dare I say, sporty?

But fair warning to the smooth squad: maintenance is REAL. We’re talking regular upkeep to avoid the infamous post-shave stubble and the dreaded itch. If you’re willing to commit to the baby-smooth life, go for it! But remember, once you go shaved, you’re pretty much in a lifetime contract with your razor.

The Middle Ground: Manscaped and Proud

Then we have the kings who live for the best of both worlds. Maybe you want a little shape, a little trim, but you’re not committing to a full jungle OR a bald eagle. And that’s perfectly valid, babes. This is the “I want to look good naked, but I’m also not a slave to my razor” kind of vibe.

Manscaping is like giving your downstairs a fresh haircut. Maybe you go for the fade, a little undercut, or just a light trim around the edges. It’s all about making it look presentable, while still keeping a little of that natural charm. And honestly? Some people think this is the sexiest option of all. You get the best of both worlds: a little fur to make it interesting, but still neat and approachable.

If you’re a manscaper, invest in a good trimmer. You don’t want to go in there with a rusty old pair of scissors like you’re clipping a bonsai. Show a little respect, okay?

But… What Do Men Really Want?

Now that we’ve covered all the options, let’s talk about preferences. What do gay men actually want in a partner’s…landscape? Truth is, there’s no one right answer. Some guys are 100% about that pubes life; others won’t go near it if it’s not clean-shaven. Everyone has their own kinks, quirks, and turn-ons.

The best advice? Find out what makes you feel confident and sexy. If you feel HOT with a full bush, keep it, babe! If smooth as a seal makes you feel like a Greek god, break out the razor. Confidence is the ultimate turn-on, and when you feel sexy, it shows. So do you, boo. 🌟

A Little Friendly Advice for the Boys

While we’re here, let’s set some ground rules. No matter what you choose, hygiene is key. Keep it fresh, keep it clean, and keep it inviting, no matter your style. Your choice of pubic hair should enhance the experience, not make someone reach for a gas mask.

And for those of you who like to keep it natural, remember that trimming doesn’t mean you’re betraying the bush. Just a light touch can make things more appealing and accessible. We’re all about accessibility here, aren’t we? 😉

Embrace Your Choice, Kings

At the end of the day, your pubes are YOUR business. Whether you’re on Team Pubes, Team Shaved, or Team Manscaped, the important thing is that you feel fabulous. We’re all here for the same reason: to feel sexy and to help others feel sexy, too. So wear your pubes with pride, flaunt that smooth skin, or trim it to perfection—whatever floats your boat.

And let’s end on this: next time you’re in the locker room, the sauna, or getting down and dirty with a new fling, remember to admire and appreciate the work that went into their choice. They picked that style for a reason, just like you. So if you’re lucky enough to get a peek, show a little love.