Hey there, gorgeous! Let’s have a real talk about something that’s been on everyone’s mind but not always on everyone’s lips—penis size. Yes, honey, we’re going there! It’s time to address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the myths around what’s in your pants. Grab a drink, sit back, and let’s debunk some myths and spread some love for all sizes!

The Myth of the Perfect Penis

First things first, let’s get one thing straight: the unrealistic body standards we see on apps like Grindr and in those polished porn vids are just that—unrealistic. Most of those images and videos have been altered in some way, creating this false idea that bigger is always better. Newsflash, darling: it’s not.

Average is the New Awesome

Let’s talk numbers. The average penis size is between 5 to 5.5 inches. That’s right, it’s called average for a reason—it’s what most people have. You’re not in the minority; you’re in the majority! So take a deep breath and relax. Being average doesn’t mean being inadequate. It means you’re exactly where you should be.

The Bigger, The Better? Not Always!

Sure, some guys are into getting stretched out, and that’s totally cool for them. But trust me, most folks aren’t lining up to take 11 inches every day. If you’re aiming to be someone’s boyfriend or future husband, you’re more likely to be chosen for who you are, not what you’re packing. Emotional connection, trust, and great conversation—those are the things that really matter in a relationship.

Love the One You’re With

Now, let’s give a shoutout to those of you who feel you’re under the “average” size. Guess what? You’re valid too! There’s so much more to great sex than just size. Skills, chemistry, and passion are what truly make a good time in bed. Stop wishing for a bigger package and start appreciating what you have. Your guy downstairs deserves some love and attention!

Celebrate Your Pride

This Pride Month, let’s make a pledge to love ourselves just the way we are. Put those size insecurities aside and embrace your body. Your penis is tired of you neglecting him—give him some love this month!

Face It, It’s All About the Looks

Let’s be real for a moment. Hell, even below average is fine with me. Dick is dick. I honestly don’t even care about size. Some are just more visually appealing, and that’s totally cool. At the end of the day, I’m a “face guy.” If I find you handsome and you’ve got a nice body, as long as you have a dick, we’re good to go.

At the end of the day, it’s all about confidence and self-love. The size of your penis doesn’t define you; how you use it and how you feel about it does. So go ahead, jerk off, and be proud of what’s in your hands. Celebrate your unique self, because you’re fabulous just the way you are!

Happy Pride, everyone! 🌈 Keep slaying and loving yourselves.

June 13, 2024 — Andrew Christian