Article by Maya Vukovska
Even if the average male orgasm lasts the ephemeral seven seconds, it is equivalent to a small-scale nuclear explosion. Men enjoy every one of those seconds, and when itโs finally cum-time, it feels as if the whole world has centered on the tip of the penis, and a third eye has opened. Alas, for many love-making couples the performance stops here, and the inevitable prosaic tissue paper is brought out to ruin the whole erotic sensation. But it shouldnโt be that way. Just think about it: Wouldnโt it be awesome if semen becomes a connective element to ะฐ continued sex act? Believe it or not, a fair degree of cum play can considerably improve the quality of your sex life. But in order to put your jizz into a better use, you have to be familiar with the taste of the offered โproductโ. Here is why tasting your own semen can better your sex life.
At the beginnerโs level, you learn how to make yourself do it.
Youโre Gay Already, So Why Notโฆ
Most straight guys consider trying oneโs own sperm a gay thing. Of course, most of them have done it themselves, but theyโd rather say โHell, no!โ than admit it. The statistics, however, says that 75% of heterosexual men have already tried, or are willing to try their own semen. But since youโre gay, you donโt have to worry about statistics or what the others will think about you, so just do it.
Take a Pre-cum Shot First
Pre-cum is sweeter, and if you have doubts about the whole tasting thing, having a shot of your own pre-cum will make the real task less challenging. Just like tasting beer or coffee for the first time, itโs an acquired taste. Over time, youโll come to enjoy it, and this will eventually make you more eager to swallow your partnerโs cum.
Attend a Bukkake Party
Understandably, not everyone is into swallowing (let alone oneโs own cum!), but you MUST give it a shot at least once. You can make the whole experience more fun by going to a bukkake party. Those parties can be really hot, and whatโs more, you may learn a thing or two about giving and receiving.
Once you already know how your cum tastes like, you may want to make some improvements. This is the intermediate level.
Tutti Frutti
Ever thought about why some of your lovers were reluctant to swallow? Youโve even caught them making faces while gulping it down! And this, my fellow gents, is not only embarrassing; itโs also bad news for the taste of your cum. If processed foods, high energy drinks, refined grains, and sweets are an essential part of your daily diet, donโt be surprised that heโs looking to spit. Your junk must taste terrible!
Itโs all about pH levels, really. Sperm is alkaline, meaning that its pH is higher than 7. (See what that means in your old Chemistry textbook, if you need to.) So naturally, it tastes bitter. The first step is to start eating more fish, fruit, legumes, and whole grains. But if you want to turn your dick into a really delicious lollipop, you have to consume pineapple on a daily basis. The fruit is very acidic, and it can help cut down on the bitter taste of the cum. For the same reason, lemons and cranberries are an excellent alternative. If your cum has a more salty flavor, celery can come in handy because of its high levels of vitamin C.
Spice It Up
As said above, fruit is your semenโs best friend. But you can improve its taste also by a regular intake of some spices and herbs. Guys wonโt roll eyes when swallowing if you have sweetened your cum in advance with cinnamon, peppermint, spearmint, and parsley.
And now, this is the section for the advanced students.
Heat It Up with Snowballs
You say your lover provides heavenly blowjobs, for which we all envy you, of course. But you can make the whole BJ experience even hotter. After you cum in his mouth, kiss him, and encourage him to share the load. Usually, it gets hot and heavy from passing it from mouth to mouth, but instead of letting it drip off your faces, surprise him and swallow. The whole cum-kissing thing can be exhilarating as hell, and whatโs more, it brings the two of you to a renewed sensation of intimacy and admiration.
Cumshots on salads, puddings, and other culinary delicacies
You already know your cum doesnโt taste like sh*t, so why not use it instead of dressing! Although it may sound like some stupid frat college boys initiation practice, in reality, it can bring forth a pretty intense sexual sensation. Of course, itโs imperative that you take a bite yourself of the pizza slice youโve just cum upon. Thatโs the rule of this game.
Tasting your own jizz is a huge turn-on for your partner
Being a slut of your own sperm may turn many guys on tremendously. You partner would love it if you cum on his back or belly or wherever, then rub the warm and wet jiiz with your fingers, and then lick them. Your lover is gonna go crazy over this visual!
