Which Sports Have the Hottest Athletes, Ranked
Athletes are hot. Okay, I get it. What else is new? Well, some athletes are hotter than others. And why is that? Our theory is that there’s just something about certain sports that create hotter athletes. We’re not scientists, we can’t point to particular muscle groups that are getting worked by certain common motions of sports or anything like that. But what we can do, is give you a definitive power ranking of which sports, per capita, have the hottest athletes playing them.
8. Football
Sure, in high school we all had a crush on the quarterback. Football players are hot--don’t get me wrong---but sometimes those massive, absolute units of men just make my asshole pucker in fear. But still, a tight-end could tackle me anytime.7. Hockey
Hockey players are hot in a “please don’t punch me in the face” kind of a way. They’re wild, untamable bad boys. But they ice skate too, so there’s a fem side there somewhere.6. Basketball
Basketball players are extremely hot, but again it’s like, I didn’t grow up crushing on the 7’6” boy down the lane, so it can be hard to relate sometimes. But sure, I’d let anyone in the NBA slam dunk my ass.5. Baseball
Cup check boys. Baseball players are all-American goodness served up with asses as tight as the games are boring. If they can throw a ball at 98 miles per hour, just imagine how fast they can jerk you off.
