Yes, I Packed Five Jockstraps for a Three-Day Trip. No, I’m Not Sorry.
Let’s be honest: packing for a summer weekend away is an art. You’ve got limited space, limited outfit changes, and unlimited potential for hookups. So if you think I’m going to waste precious carry-on real estate on another pair of jeans instead of filling it with jockstraps… think again.
Five jocks. Three days. And no, I’m not sorry.
One for daytime under the mesh shorts
You need that peek of waistband when you lean over to grab your beach bag. Plus, nothing keeps you cool and lifted in 90-degree weather like a good jock. Comfort meets thirst trap—daywear perfection.
One for poolside flirting
Because sometimes the swim brief comes off after the third round of drinks, and when it does, you want to be prepared. A bright jock? A strappy one? Something that makes the pool boys stare? Pack it.
One for the night out
Sure, your club look is tight—but what matters is what’s underneath. You need a jock that gives good line under your jeans and looks even better when you strip down later. Choose wisely.
One for the afterparty (you know the one)
Not every jock is built for dancing and bending. You want one that says “yes, this was intentional.” Maybe sheer. Maybe leather. Maybe the one that’s never made it onto Instagram because it always disappears by sunrise.
And one… just in case
Because if you think I’m risking a spontaneous hookup without backup, you clearly haven’t been on one of my “casual” weekend trips. Always pack an extra jock. Trust me.
Bottom line:
When the outfits are small, the plans are fluid, and the opportunities are endless, a boy needs options. So yes, I packed five jockstraps. Yes, I’ll probably wear them all. And no—you won’t catch me apologizing for it.
Ready to pack your own thirst trap kit?
We’ve got the jocks, mesh must-haves, and bold briefs to keep your bag hot and your weekend even hotter. Grab a few (or five). You won’t regret it.
If you’d like, I can also write a fun “Weekend Jock Packing List” version for socials or email!
