How to Host the Perfect Orgy

Article written by Rahmel Reid

It takes a special person to be able to successfully host, a perfect party. There is a particular set of skills and personality traits that are needed, to make someone feel comfortable and uninhibited in your presence. And it certainly takes a very special person, to host an orgy. Yup, you heard it. A motherfucking orgy. Arguably, one of the hardest gatherings to host. No pun intended. While certain qualities as a host/hostess (in general) will lend itself to hosting an orgy, it takes a special person to be able to pull this feat off successfully. How do you have a perfect climax to this evening? Not to steal motha’s saying but RuPaul did once say that — but you need Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent. Mix in a hint of voyeurism and a slightly slutty side, and baby you may just be the most qualified person to host group play. But this isn’t innate for everyone. So here are some tips on how to be the Hostess with the Mostest: How To Host The Perfect Orgy.

YOU PUT THE HOST, IN HOSTESS

Let’s be very clear, the first part of being able to organize and host a great orgy — is being able to host! Be it at your personal place or hotel accommodations, you should absolutely be the only one that’s giving out a time and address for said orgy. Meaning, this is your space! Don’t be that guy that hits other people up asking if they can host. Don’t be that person that tries to discreetly host sexual encounters in someone else’s home. And please don’t be that person that is trying to host group play, when you have roommates! If you have that sort of big dick energy and confidence to even want to host others for an orgy, than you should have that same energy to have your own humble abode. That way, it’s on your terms. You can call the shots. And you won’t be inconveniencing anyone else — aside from your cleaning lady.

VOYEURISM

You don’t have to list “voyeur” in your freak Twitter bio description, but you absolutely have to have some curiosity about sex and have a wandering eye (to some degree). I mean, you’re hosting an orgy. You’re going to see some things. I think you have to have a non-judgmental, appreciation for for the male physique and how animalistic we as men can get when we’re getting wild. But I think what’s interesting about this “quality” is that, it means you aren’t a selfish host. You aren’t solely worried about being the main character in this moment — but you also are taking moments to see what else is happening in your immediate surroundings.

LOSE CONTROL

Now this doesn’t mean to lose your self control. I don’t want you to get too excited and lose your damn mind. What I am alluding to however, is slightly letting your guard down for the night. Now, I was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY — so I automatically think that every one steals. But if you choose to host multiple people over, for a very intimate evening, you shouldn’t be treating them like potential criminals. If any criminal behavior is to happen, it should simply be someone beating the fuck out of some man pussy. The younger folks refer to it as a bussy. But seriously, you have to be aware that everything won’t be super pristine and clean-cut during this gathering. There may be stains of someone’s bodily fluids on your sheets. Your good hand towels might be used to wipe in between the crack of someone’s ass. Your personal space, will be invaded in every sense of the word. It may get loud or vulgar. It’s not a black tie affair, unless that’s a particular kink of yours. But the point is, you want to be as chill as possible (while feeling comfortable about what’s happening in your space). Aside from soft dicks and prudish bottoms — weird energy can certainly be detrimental to an orgy.

LUCK FAVORS THE PREPARED

Not only should that asshole be prepared, but you should have accommodations for your guest. If you decide that you’re hosting an orgy, you need to have at the very least — basic accommodations ready for your guest to use if needed. No, you don’t have to offer them a pillow and blanket after they bust their nut. But you should have things that will just make people feel human, especially in these sort of raunchy settings. Condoms and lube. Water. Something to snack on. Clean towels. Wet wipes. You shouldn’t be hosting people if you can’t provide basic essential items. You should actually be ashamed of yourself. That man just fucked three bottoms in a row, offer him some damn water! Your bottom buddy just took three loads in his ass. Let him use your shower and give him a clean towel! What the hell is wrong with you. Yes, this is your place. But the night isn’t about you. Try your best to feel confident about the night ahead, but also keep in mind that it’s up to you to make others feel comfortable in your home.

DON’T BE A PRUDE, GIRL GET NUDE AND FUCK A DUDE

Just for the record, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to host and only watch. You don’t have to feel pressured to do anything that you’re not comfortable with. But I hope that if you’ve been bold enough to host these fellas over, seeing them in their birthday suits and at their highest state of ecstasy - I’d hope that you can at least experience those interactions as well. You can gauge the evening and act accordingly. Be it oral only, penetration, toys or more hardcore sexual activities. But again, you do not have to engage in physical contact with anyone if that isn’t your thing. I’m sure these gays are just happy to have someone that can host them for this. But remember, you can’t be judgmental. You may see some things that are either jarring or just simply isn’t for you. But you definitely didn’t invite these men over for you to sit back and judge them like your name was Judy Sheindlin. Enjoy all aspects of the group. Don’t be a prude, it’s rude (if you’re hosting an orgy).