We all know the struggles of trying to find Mr. Right in the digital age, but some of y'all need a lesson in basic etiquette when it comes to sliding into those DMs. No matter how hot you are, if you act like a total creep in my messages, then we're not going to hookup--let alone date. Save yourself some embarrassment and heed these instant turnoffs!
Unsolicited Dick Pics
Nobody appreciates jump scares in the form of surprise cock photos. Sending me a blurry, poorly lit snapshot of your genitals is not going to impress me or make me horny. After a bit of preamble and we've sent each other some mutually-consented body / face photos, then sure a dick pic can be nice. But forcing me to gaze upon your cock against my will right out of the gate is a sure fire way to get ghosted.
Sending “Face Pic?” From an Anonymous Profile
Hypocrisy, much? The sheer of audacity of asking to see my face when your profile doesn't have any photos at all is just astounding. This is a two-way street, pal!
No Means No
Nothing is more frustrating and unattractive than a guy who just can't take no for an answer. Like, read the room! If I'm not interested, then I'm not definitely not going to be interested when you start whimpering, begging and spamming my inbox. It's not the end of the world--there's plenty more fish in the see. Move on like an adult.
One Word Replies
Sup? Pics? Host? Yawn. If you're incapable of having a real conversation or even forming complete, multisyllabic sentences, then I'm probably not interesting in getting to know you. These brief lazy responses don't make me feel wanted and it makes you seem like you're typing with one hand on your dick and messaging every single guy you come across. Guys who chat like this almost always are going to cum within 30 seconds and ruin the whole night anyway.
"Message Read Six Months Ago"
Finally, there's nothing stranger and more confusing than responding to my message after half a year has gone by. I mean, I'm probably no longer interested, or hell--in a different town or even married! There's a statute of limitations on dating app flirting. If you're gonna ghost me, just commit to it.
So there you have it, my fashion-forward hunnies. If you wanna up your game in the world of online dating, avoid these instant turnoffs and you'll be well on your way to finding that special someone, or at least a good fuck!
