Joel: the Someone of Porn
Article written by Alexander Rodriguez, host of On the Rocks with Alexander
Joel Someone – yes, that really is his performer name – is the artsy guy of porn who broke into the scene for Missionary Boyz. He’s quickly gained a reputation for being super friendly, engaging, and extremely hard-working. He’s also a power vers. He’s worked for larger studio films as well as amateur style and his Fan site content is lit. He’s filmed with about every kind of co-star and in real life, is the biggest flirt there is. Sex for him is about the connection. He's a big of a goof ball and a breath of fresh air in the industry.
Joel stopped by for this Andrew Christian exclusive to chat about getting Seth Rogen into the business, his porn name, jerking off on a plane, and more!
How did you come up with your porn name?
I used it as an alias to find strange dick when I cheated on my ex, I figured it would work once I started getting paid for it.
How did you get into the biz?
I was hard rejected by a traveling porn studio, then it became a personal mission to prove I could.
What is your favorite kind of scene to film?
I love high gloss studio work with a script and production, I enjoy the ripped from the headlines style of storytelling in porn. Porn Parodies! Really anything playful!
How is the sex you have on-camera different than in your personal life?
I'm a huge exhibitionist! I'm filming my sex and showcasing my experiences with different people. I do that even in my private life.
Who is one of your favorite co-stars?
I really do love most of the actors I work with, having a crush and building tension before fucking! Alpha Wolf was so much fun to film on set and we really had fun chemistry behind the scenes.
Who is still on your bucket list to film with?
Rhyheim Shabazz is someone I've met only in passing, but I really admire the level of production and care he places on his models. He manages to make his work look genuine and effortless. He always has pre and post fucking dialogue that makes me smile. He is a very charming gentleman of porn.
What celebrity would you most want to introduce to the adult world?
Seth Rogen. I think he would be an interesting fuck, he certainly has big dick energy. I also prefer performers you want to fall in love with after the climax.
What is the biggest misconception people have about adult film stars?
That we have nothing else in our lives and that is why we do porn.
What do love and romance look like for you right now?
I celebrated 4 years with my boyfriend last week and I enjoy having mini love affairs on the side. We love knowing how sexually virile one another is.
You have filmed bi porn – do you ever get any pushback from your gay audience for doing bi scenes?
I haven't had much, a tweet here and there that is easy to ignore. I actually meet lots of gay men who, in person, like my Bi work and wanna hear stories of buttfucking straight performers.
How do you prepare for a day of filming?
Depends if I'm Top or Bottom. I am solidly versatile.
Bottoming requires thoughtful eating and douching. Then loosening my cunt open with a large dildo for a top to make it the kind of dilated that is an easy glide into. Then getting to a vulnerable emotional place knowing I'm going about to be penetrated.
Topping requires Breakfast. Period.
How do you unwind from a day of filming?
Eating and socializing. I often get to finally meet the person I just had bareback sex with at this point. Getting to share gossip and experiences. I really actually like people, and any chance to further humanize someone is special to me. I've gained some porn family this way.
Fan Site filming vs Studio filming – which do you prefer?
Fan Sites allow me to be able to control the narrative of my sex and produce the content I know I would have wanted to beat off to when I was younger. Showing the diversity of my taste is important to me also.
I do love studio porn because it really does make you feel like a star though.
What is a unique talent or hobby you have that we would be surprised to find out?
I have an obsession with movies prior to the 1970s, vegging out, and watching the interesting sensibilities of our forefathers is fascinating to me.
What sets your work apart from others in the industry?
My work is playful, very direct, and intensely stupid. I love everything about sex. I enjoy diving too deep with a person for just a short second, I truly get turned on knowing I'm helping someone climax. Cumming is a beautiful thing. I'm honored that people choose my work to watch.
What is your craziest hookup story?
On my Twitter, you can watch me jerking off in the seat of an airplane while it's taking off.
Have you ever hooked up with a fan?
YES! I love going on the social-sexual media apps like Grindr and talking to people about sex and intimacy. Once and a while I love to throw a fuck out there. I try to fuck it forward.
What is your message to your fans?
Be fearless! Sex shouldn't cause you anxiety! I remember being so afraid of sex growing up, porn was the only place I saw fearlessness in regards to having sex. I try to show sex as effortless and a goof animalistic act.
If you were to design a pair of Andrew Christian undies, what would they look like?
I love shades of blue, and thong-style underwear!
You can follow Joel on his NSFW Twitter