Which of These Heroes & Villains Would Fuck Best?
Article written by Kendra Beltran
Riddle me this, riddle me that which of these heroes and villains would fuck your back out of whack? That’s the type of important questions we ask around here because when you watch these larger-than-life comic book movies or even read them you know you’re thinking about one thing - would these guys be good in bed?
Batman
He would wine and dine you and that would definitely impress the fuck out of many, but when you break Batman down he’s just a guy with money and a vendetta. All those gizmos and gadgets he carries around in his fancy car, he’s overcompensating in life, so it’s clear that in bed he’d do the same damn thing. Would Batman fuck you right? No, he’d have some gadget to do it for him.
Penguin
Have any of you ever fucked around with a guy who some would label a “weirdo?” Those dudes can get freaky as fuck. Penguin would show you things you never knew existed in the bedroom.
Superman
This guy has it all but he is also very stern and serious and that’s not something you want when you’re trying to fuck. You want a guy that can let loose and Superman just doesn’t seem like he’s ever been able to chill out.
The Joker
Joker personifies every horrible person we’ve all dated. Narcissistic, wild as hell, the ultimate rebel but there is something so addicting about that type of person that we all have been a sucker for at least one Joker-type in our lifetime. Would the sex be great? Yeah. Would you regret it and feel bad for wanting more? Most definitely.
Aquaman
Having sex with the man who portrayed Aquaman on the big screen would never disappoint as Jason Mamoa is a gawd, but the character of Aquaman...meh. How good can a fish be?
Lex Luthor
If you’ve ever imagined what it’d be like to fuck the founder of Facebook, then you damn well know that getting into bed with a mad genius would be weird, calculated, and just leave you feeling dirty. He would be so into himself and his pleasure that it’d be like you weren’t even there.
Thor
Thor has proven to be kind of the coolest Avenger. He’s sort of whimsical in thought but knows when he has to be serious and gets shit done. I feel like he’d be a playful partner in bed and when it came time to make your body feel wondrous, he’d use his other hammer to get the job done.