Will 2022 Be a Sexual Sensation For You?
Article written by Kendra Beltran
New year, new…ways to either have a great sex life or wither away never to fuck again. You just never know what the next 365 days will bring, or do you? Well, it’s time to look up to the stars, see how the planets will align, and check out if your anus will be all the rage in 2022. Yup, get ready before your sexual horoscopes are in!
Aquarius
Your life is never a dull moment, and that includes your sex life. When it comes to 2022, your sexcapades are going to be wilder than ever before because as the world continues to recuperate from all its pandemic drama, so will your sex life. Meaning, them streets ain’t ready for what you’re about to do. Go on, live that hoe life loud and proud.
Pisces
The past couple of years have been rough and you’ve allowed fear to engulf every facet of your life for the most part. Which, understandable. In the coming year, you’re going to want to break out of the binds that have been holding you back sexually, but you won’t be taking too many chances because well, that’s just who you are. You’ll have a couple of great sexual moments, but they’ll be few and far in between.
Aries
Being remote for too fucking long, ooh…if 2021 thought you were out there, 2022 hasn’t seen anything yet. You’re going to take all of the energy you have wound up inside of you from sitting at home and put that towards getting your ass rocked. We’re sure of it.
Taurus
You’re one of those people who ain’t too big on change. This is why you’ve likely been pretty satisfied with your current state. You’ve got dependable dick coming your way and will keep it that way in the new year.
Gemini
Like many, you picked up a million and one new hobbies over the course of the past year or so. One of them being sexual positions to try a la watching way more porn than you’d like to admit. Are we sure you’re going to have a great 2022? Yeah, we’re pretty positive you’re going to put all that research to good use!
Cancer
You won’t be getting out there and pounding the pavement looking for hookups, but we do see a steady relationship in your future. So the sex will be sensational based on the fact that you’ll be having a lot with someone you actually care about.
Leo
The second you can travel comfortably, we see you heading off on a vacation specifically tailored around sex. So while you won’t be fucking year-round, whenever you get the chance to slip away, you’re ass will be pleased.
Virgo
Great sex is in your future, just so long as you can take a second to let your guard down and get to know someone new. If not, you may be rocking that single life all year.
Libra
You’re going to have a lot of options when it comes to pleasing yourself sexually, just don’t be too indecisive and miss out on great opportunities.
Scorpio
You’ve been thinking about trying something totally new. Something that is considered sexually daring. Make sure to give it a chance before you talk yourself out of it.
Sagittarius
The new year will not have a lot of commitment for you, but that’s okay because you’re not the type to settle down. At least not yet. You’re all about having fun and making the most of having the most - sex that is. Your hookup ways will serve you well in the new year, just don’t bite off more than you can handle.
Capricorn
We dare you to keep an open mind in the new year and try one new thing sexually. If you don’t like it, move on to something else until you do. Shake things up in the bedroom or else your year will be more of a bore than a sensation.