9 Problems Every #Power Top Will Understand

Often lauded as the top of the gay food chain (except, clearly, this is a fabrication) the Power Top is a gay man who enjoys topping fast and furiously. Meaning, they often know how to fuck and how to please their bottoms with vigor. Being the most sought-after gay man in the club, here are 9 problems any #PowerTop can relate to.

When bottoms say they can "take it hard" but really just mean they can "take it medium"

You're Expected To Cum Twice (or more) Every Time

It Is Assumed You Have a Big Dick....Even Though it Should Be How You Use it

People Expect You to be Aggressive Outside the Bedroom

When You want Your Ass Played With, Its Considered Blasphemy

Feelings? You Shouldn't Be Having Those!!!

Bottoms You've Fucked Will Always Be Territorial

Lube Ain't Cheap (And Neither Are XL Condoms)

Dates Wanting To Make It Just About Sex, Not Connection

(because when your stroke game is on-point, people come out of the woodwork)