Often lauded as the top of the gay food chain (except, clearly, this is a fabrication) the Power Top is a gay man who enjoys topping fast and furiously. Meaning, they often know how to fuck and how to please their bottoms with vigor. Being the most sought-after gay man in the club, here are 9 problems any #PowerTop can relate to.

When bottoms say they can "take it hard" but really just mean they can "take it medium"

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You're Expected To Cum Twice (or more) Every Time

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It Is Assumed You Have a Big Dick....Even Though it Should Be How You Use it

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People Expect You to be Aggressive Outside the Bedroom

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When You want Your Ass Played With, Its Considered Blasphemy

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Feelings? You Shouldn't Be Having Those!!!

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Bottoms You've Fucked Will Always Be Territorial

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Lube Ain't Cheap (And Neither Are XL Condoms)

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Dates Wanting To Make It Just About Sex, Not Connection

(because when your stroke game is on-point, people come out of the woodwork)

August 21, 2018 — Andrew Christian