I've found myself in a bit of an odd situation. So, there's this gentleman in my life, let's call him Oliver. We hooked up once a couple weeks ago, and the sex was... okay, but he's not necessarily somebody I want to keep in my regular rotation of fuck buddies. But there's the twist: yesterday, he texted me and seems to be sincerely offering to buy a pair of my used underwear for a whopping $300. He specified that he wants them heavily used.. like keep them on for a week straight while I exercise and everything. He wants them stained, sweaty and rank as hell. Now, Agatha, I'm not sure what to do. I'm not necessarily opposed to it, but this definitely something totally new for me. Would this make me a sex worker? Would I be exploiting this guy? What's your take on this situation?
Life, my dear, is an intriguing journey filled with unexpected twists and delightful surprises. When a unique opportunity comes knocking, it's essential to approach it with an open heart and a sense of adventure. In other words, put those undies in the mail, girl! No need to overthink this. Get your bag, queen!
If you're comfortable with the idea, then embrace the kinkiness off life, my dear Zak. In America, the open market is king, right? And if your crunchy, used undies are so enticing that there's a customer ready to buy them, then this may be the beginning of a beautiful new business for you. That's capitalism, baby!
If you decide to go ahead, ensure that you're comfortable with the arrangement, communicate your terms clearly, and make your safety a priority. And most importantly, relish in the fabulousness of life and be proud of your rancid, luxurious used undies.