Article written by Sam Machado

We’re starting the fall semester. Time to get back to our studies! Let’s make it a productive school year with writing papers, conducting lectures, and fucking hot dudes behind the science building.

When you meet a college student for a hook-up or a date, we all know that first question that pops up: ‘what’s your major?’ This leads to a discussion about why you chose that major and what you plan to do with it. Some majors make you look smart, others make you look creative, and others make you look FUCKING SEXY!

Check out the sexiest majors that will make you look like a stud on campus and will make the dudes in the dorm thirsty for your cock.

Psychology

Psych majors who learn about the human mind are hot as fuck. Someone who can understand why people do the things they do knows how to connect. Plus, there’s a lot of human sexuality that psychologists need to learn. So, they’ll know how good you’ll like it in bed.

Ethnic Studies

You know how many gorgeous studs there are in the world? Especially in South America and Europe! There are so many sexy men in foreign countries who love fucking. Anyone who likes to study where these guys come from and the culture they grow up in will know a lot of ins and outs on why sex is so much better with foreign dudes!

Art

Getting messy with paint is fun. These majors may start off the course by creating a bowl of fruit. But then they get to see nude models and notice all the beauties of their form. Can’t go wrong with an excuse to see naked people in class. Besides, when artists have their own creative mindsets on whatever they’re passionate about and can make a beautiful masterpiece out of it, that’s incredibly sexy.

Business

It’s totally sexy when a man wants to start up a business that he’s excited to get into. Honestly, nothing is hotter than motivation! Besides, business requires lots of challenges and learning how to stay focused. There are a lot of hats to wear and business majors look super hot as the boss!

Science

When someone knows about anatomy- and, of course, chemistry- that’s someone who knows how to make his man quiver. Science majors have knowledge on how the human body and cells work so they’re obviously much better in bed. If we’re lucky enough, maybe bottoming can be part of an anatomy lesson.

Education

It’s tough to be a teacher. It’s a lot of work and requires a brave face without a break. If education majors are able to handle this, then they can handle anything! Besides, how many of us had a crush on a teacher at some point in our lives? Now we’re old enough to fuck them!

August 19, 2021 — Andrew Christian
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