What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About Your Sex Life
Everything we do, say and even eat pertains to how we are as human beings and quite frankly, says a lot about how we are in bed. Yup, believe it or not, even what you put in your mouth (don’t be dirty right now) says a lot about your sex life. In this case, we are talking about your favorite Halloween candy. So if you thought we could not figure out how you are in bed or what you like when it comes to sex based on your Halloween candy preference, HA! We totally can and we are going to break it down right now.
Dots
Are you secretly 85? Dots are like a Great Depression candy. There is nothing fun or modern about those basic, gummy bitches. So if you are all hyped about getting a tiny yellow box filled with those, we can only assume that you’re not that adventurous in the sack. In fact, you kick it as old school as Dots’ packaging. You don’t like to be introduced to new positions, toys, or even partners. It’s like, a snooze fest as far as your dick’s concerned.Sugar Daddy
Okay, so this doesn’t mean you like older men. That is just the name of this treat that takes jaws of steel to consume. With that, we’re saying that you are a BJ master when it comes to the craft and your mouth can bring a man to ecstasy in mere minutes.Dark Chocolate and/or Black Licorice.
While we just said enjoying a Sugar Daddy over anything else is not an indication that you like older men, that ain’t the case here. If you crave the antiquated taste of dark chocolate and/or black licorice then you most definitely don’t mind sharing your bed with an older man. Don’t try and tell me older folks don’t remind you of dark chocolate and black licorice.Skittles
You’re a fun one who likes variety if you have a thing for Skittles. Their slogan isn’t “taste the rainbow” for nothing. When it comes to sex and Skittles, it’s simple - you live for a myriad of flavors and one could never really pinpoint one type of guy or thing you’re into. You’re a surprise each and every time.