In 2022 We're Doing More Than Anal

Listen boys, it's 2022. The category of "sexual intercourse" is so wide and far-reaching that if you're exclusively having anal sex every time you hookup, you're missing out. Let's quit this anal-centric worldview--there's many different types of ways to have sex! So open your mind, close your butt and check out our top five non-traditional methods of boning!

1. Handjobs

Tugging on wieners often gets a bum rap for being dry, harsh, lacking in intimacy and generally feeling like fucking sandpaper. But in skilled hands--and I do mean hands--a handjob can go from a perfunctory milking to tantric bliss. Or handjobs can be sentimentally given and received as you and your boo make out passionately. Hands give you a bit more control to keep things going longer and drive him wild with desire.

2. Docking

Assuming you have at least one foreskin between the two of you, experience the unique pleasure of docking! Simply insert your hard cock into his foreskin, and you've achieved the dock. Now you're uniquely bonded like the creatures in Avatar, so the oxytocin should come flooding in. Also be ready for cum to come flooding in.

3. Frot While Making Out

You can cum from frotting too! Kissing, eye contact, hands all over each others bodies, and cock desperately grinding against each other. Cum splashing all over your bodies at the same time. This can be just as hot and rewarding as penetrative sex!

4. 69

Needs do introduction, but here's your daily reminder to start sixty-nining more. Everyone loves an aromatic ass and cock in their face as they simultaneously give and receive oral.

5. Kinkplay

Once you enter the domain of submission and punishment, anal often is off the table and one must get more creative. For example, if you sexually deprive your sub for a week, then a gentle feather tease can feel even more intense than anal. When you turn sex into a bit of a game, there's all sorts of ways to cum, just so long as master gives approval!