How to Tell If He's Bad in Bed Before You Fuck

Article written by Maya Vukovska

We shouldn't judge the book by the cover. It is a healthy attitude when it comes not only to books but to people, too. But if we have to transfer this metaphor to our expectations about sex, things get a little tricky. Because let's be honest, nobody wants to be disappointed in bed. The good news is we can spare ourselves the embarrassment and disappointment by reading the signs OUTSIDE the bedroom. Here's what to look out for.

He kisses like a lizard

After the first kiss, you could literally see "BAD" written in capital neon letters in the sky. What the hell was that?! Was he trying to make you interested in a follow-up of the hook-up, or he just wanted to examine your tonsils with his tongue? It's an unwritten rule that you can tell a good lover from the way he kisses. If you feel like punching a wall or even an innocent kid on your way home because his kiss was gross, then you should definitely delete his phone number.

He is non-confident of his look

Needless to say, for people who are awkward about their bodies, it is hard to shed their shyness when it comes to sex. How to tell that a particular guy lacks self-confidence? He may be too sensitive to criticism and even a subtle remark can kill his mood and make him hostile.

He is too confident of his look

People who are well aware of their beauty and sex appeal are less inclined to make effort in bed and be giving. They consider their physical appearance a privilege. They believe they are too pretty to move a finger and leave all the "work" to their sex partner. To spot an overly confident guy, look for these signs: he talks over others, he's not interested in their opinion on things, but at the same time, he worries too much what they think about him.

He doesn't share food... or anything, really

Yep, you should be on the alert for this sign, because it suggests that he is selfish and will make you feel sorry that you've gone to bed with him. If you dine out with a guy who insists on ordering separate meals and DOES mind if you help yourself to his fries, you must expect that the sexual intercourse is going to be about him getting all the fries... if you know what we mean.

He is nervous and impatient

He rushes through things, he never finishes a cigarette before lighting another, and the Viber double-tick drives him to insanity. This man clearly is a bundle of nerves and lacks patience. And you know what a patient guy does? He takes it in an un-rushed manner and turns the blow job into an exquisite piece of art.

He is clumsy

You may not see a connection between dexterity and good sex but it's there. If the guy sucks at massages or it takes him a long time to screw a light bulb, then probably he also sucks in bed. After all, holding things in the right grip and knowing how to handle them is essential in love-making.

His eyes don't communicate interest

Although he's claimed his interest in you, you can't say from the way he looks at you that he really fancies you. If you don't feel his attraction towards you, the chances he'll give 100 percent, or even 50 in bed are slim.

He is a virgin

It may be good news because how often do you get the chance to get a virgin boy's cherry popped! But on the not so brighter side, you shouldn't expect much from him. After all, the guy has been practicing only with his hand so far...

No matter which of the above-mentioned signs you've spotted, don't get prejudiced or skeptical in advance. You know what the agnostics say? A man shouldn't think he knows of something without having solid scientific ground for that. So, go make science with your man and leave the reasoning for later.