The Best Spot(s) for a Quick Blow and Go in Puerto Vallarta

You're in Puerto Vallarta, and you've already experienced the fantastic bathhouse and sexy naked  pool parties, and now you're looking for something quick and easy. You want a place where you  can get your cock sucked without a high entrance fee. Because, after all, sometimes you just  need to cum down someone's throat as you're going about your day with minimal effort. 

So ditch that gay dating app because we're going to show you a couple of venues where you can  get a quick blow and go in this sexy gay beach destination known as Puerto Vallarta. 

The Elizabeth Taylor Adult Theater 

The Elizabeth Taylor adult theater is home to the "blow and go." Admission is only 60 pesos  (roughly 3 USD). 

If all you need is to get off and on with your day, avoid the high price tag of PV's bathhouse and  head here instead. 

This adult movie theater feels sketchy as hell, but it delivers! 

After 5 pm, the construction workers and other workers come here to play before heading home.  And there's always some cum-guzzler waiting for guys to shoot down his gullet. Also, the closer  to the weekend, the busier it gets. 

This spot is so great you can stop by between sights. Let your family know you'll be exploring  the "scenic route" and will catch up with them later. 

Studs Leather Bar 

You've probably checked out Studs and noticed how hot and heavy this place gets. However,  there's a $200 peso cover charge on busy nights. Avoid that cover charge by going on their  slower nights. 

Recently, they've had a semi-successful underwear party on Wednesday nights, and even though  it sounds enticing, it's not their busiest party. That's not to say the darkroom is not full of guys  who just want to fuck. 

Studs is another great venue for a blow-and-go if that's what you're looking for. 

I can tell you first hand some guys go into this dark room, spooge inside a guy's mouth before heading to meet their friends (but more on this in a later post). 

Come here, grab a nice cold beverage, head to the darkroom, and use someone's eager mouth.  They'll be thankful you did, and you'll leave happy now that you've unloaded.

Diablitos Cantina 

I love this cute little devil-themed gay bar. And if you're ready for sin, come here with your lover,  head to the back patio, and get your pole wet. 

The owners of this place want it to be the next gay and clothing-optional-friendly, sex-positive  space. Although it's best to come here with someone, many tourists still don't know you can get it  on freely inside this place. 

Regardless, there's no cover charge to enter Diablitos Cantina, and drinks are inexpensive. Blown and Unloaded 

These are my three recommendations for getting your dick sucked right away and getting on  with your day because who has the time to talk to strangers for an hour before it finally happens. 

Let's enjoy every moment of our sexy beach getaway, even if we only have 30 minutes to kill  before meeting up with friends or family. 

Have you tried these spots yet? We’d love to hear your sexy stories.