Ranking '90s Boy Bands From Least to Most Fuckable

Article written by Kendra Beltran

For many, ‘90s boy bands were the pinnacle of sexual awakenings. Three to five hot guys singing and synchronized dancing, oftentimes in the rain? Yes, please! That is why we had to take some time and not only reminiscence about all the times we masturbated watching MTV’s ‘Total Request Live’ back in the day, but also rank these boy bands in from “Bye Bye Bye” to “I Want It That Way” when it comes to just how fuckable they are. We’re starting with the least and exploring until we get to the most fuckable ‘90s boy band.

No Authority

This is a boy band I’m sure only five people in the entire world listened to. They were like four suburban-looking guys who appeared on the backs of legit heartthrobs like Backstreet Boys and N’SYNC. Plus, one of their former members is well, questionable in life choices.

Hanson

What Hanson had was gorgeous hair, but what they didn’t have was actual sex appeal. They weren’t taking off their shirts in boxing scenes. Nope, they were just playing cheesy pop music that verged on Christian youth groups at times.

5ive

If you’re from the UK, you probably know way more about 5ive than the average American because while they barely made a dent in the states - they had quite the run back home. However, despite their popularity here or there, when it comes to their fuckability level, it’s not that high. One looked like a divorced 40-year-old dad, another was the Dollar Tree version of Harvey from ‘Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,’ and the rest weren’t anything to write home about, much less fuck with.

B2K

You can tell from their moves they know what the fuck they were doing. And that’s all we have to say on that.

BBMak

For some reason whoever was in charge of BBMak’s marketing pushed them on tweens and teens and not the Vh1 scene, where they would’ve flourished with their romantic, coffeeshop songs. Nevertheless, because they were made music meant for candlelight dinners that lead to condom wrappers on the floor, we can’t deny this UK trio.

2gether

MTV saw a window to make a parody of a boy band, and whether they meant to or not - created a legit band that developed a fandom. Meant as a joke, 2gether had a couple comical looking members for shits and giggles, but when it came to at least two of those guys - they were hot enough to raise them from the depths where No Authority lies.

New Kids on the Block

Yes. technically they came out in the ‘80s, but NKOTB managed to keep on trucking into the next decade, and have even continued to tour well into middle age all while maintaining the right stuff. No really, all that singing, dancing, and whatnot at their age - their bodies were meant for stamina, and we’d gladly test how far they could last.

Boyz II Men

When you sing a song about making love, with voices like that? We fucking.

O-Town

They came out the gate naughty as fuck with the “Liquid Dreams” song. I mean, that’s all you need to know about the fuckable factor here. Plus, have you followed former member Ashley Parker Angel online? Shit, they’d be higher on the list of the group was just his current ass five times.

N’SYNC

5ive had one divorced dad in the band, N’SYNC had two. At that time, they were only working with two lead singers and those were the two that constantly stood out. However, over time Lance Bass has sprouted into a fantastic piece of ass. So the hot outweighs the not, making this a fuckable boy band, but not just the most fuckable.

IMx

Anytime someone told me they were a fan of IMx, I immediately thought, “This person has French kissed someone” because I was 12, but you get the idea. IMx don’t fuck around when it comes to fucking.

Backstreet Boys

There’s a reason BSB is the best-selling boy band ever, and if we’re being honest, it’s not based on their last release. It’s because their fans won’t let go of the fantasy of one day fucking the shit out of the boy band that comes to mind when someone says “boy band.” Aside from a couple of duds now, Kevin and AJ managed to age like wine. Thus increasing their fuckablility.

98 Degrees

Aside from the guy who looked like a biology teacher in his third year on the job, the remaining three members of 98 Degrees were hard body bros who rocked old man sweaters like no other. Yes, even when they dressed like Fall department store ad, they (the three) managed to make fans get hot and bothered. Plus, most of their videos were like softcore pornos that never got to the point.